FIRST UP: YOUR PASSWORDS ARE RESET for reasons: use the “forgotten password” link to reset it via email, or log in with Facebook, as long as your email is the same.
“but I don’t have my old email address anymore and I have red hair”: well, fuck, let me know and i’ll fix it for you (I have the internet now) so you keep your awesome post history
“how do I post in old threads??”: you don’t. make a new one. if there’s some classic retort you absolutely need preserved for posterity, click “Reply as pinned topic” (desktop only) or just paste the link in a new post.
“I want a cool picture”: don’t we all. mine is tanooki mario, fuckin baws. click your dumb letter-based picture, click preferences, and get yourself a spiffy new picture.
we’ll keep this updated with the most frequently asked problems (FAPs) as time goes on. we may award badges for people who make us aware of good FAPs, or can give us a hand with FAPs in future. thanks cuties x